TV review: The Taking of Prince Harry
This review is from The Guardian.
Mayday, Mayday. An Apache is down in Helmand province. Two crew on board, both now captured by the Taliban – Lieutenant Hall and Captain Wales. Captain Wales, AKA Prince Harry. Because this is The Taking of Prince Harry (Channel 4). Oops.
Back in London, the emergency command structure grinds into action: intelligence gatherers, a negotiation team at Scotland Yard. And at the top, Cobra – chaired by the prime minister – meet round a table in a Whitehall bunker. Cobra stands for Cabinet Office Briefing Room A, rather disappointingly.
On the ground, Harry’s “conduct after capture” training kicks in. His name? It’s Henry, he says. Ah, cunning. But luckily these Taliban are ignorant village Taliban who don’t read Hello! or the British tabloid press. They don’t know what a prize they’ve got. Yet.
I’d like to think that it’s not just Harry’s CAC training that’s going to get him through this, but also his life experience. He’s had the paparazzi pointing cameras at him for ever; bearded men doing the same with Kalashnikovs isn’t such a leap. As for the brutal conditions, the bullying, the torture, the terrible food, well, he did go to Eton. The only difference is that there your daddy pays a fortune for you to go, whereas here your daddy pays a fortune for you to come back.
Except this time daddy can’t, of course. It’s official – the government is involved and we don’t negotiate with terrorists. So Harry has to wait, shackled and shivering, while Cobra wring their hands and wonder what to do. “What have we done in the past? There must be precedents,” says the improbable home secretary, improbably. “What about the Iranian Embassy siege?”
At last the special forces go in, swearing a lot, because that’s what special forces do. It’s too late, though. Harry, still unrecognised, has been moved on. But then, at an al-Qaida training camp in Pakistan, he bumps into a young man who’s over from the north of England, a Yorkshire jihadist. “You look dead familiar,” he says, looking into Harry’s eyes. “You been on telly?” So he does sort of recognise one of the most recognisable faces in the country, he just can’t put a name to it. Someone from Hollyoaks, perhaps?
The penny finally drops, with a little help from Google Images. And that means Harry’s in even deeper doo-dah than he was before, not just a hostage but a weapon in al-Qaida’s propaganda war. Time to call in some favours from Pakistan’s secret service and another from a CIA drone. The drone attacks the compound where Harry is held. In the confusion he makes a run for it. He’s coming home, Chelsy (are they even still together?). Back home, Harry’s no longer a yob and a nob, he’s a national hero. Happy ending, yay!
The head of the army, Sir Jock Stirrup, didn’t want this film shown. He wrote to Channel 4, said it would distress soldiers’ families and damage morale. That’s ridiculous. News reports from Afghanistan must be much more distressing and damaging than a what-if docudrama. And the subject is clearly one that’s not just interesting, but very relevant. As the programme says, the issue – having such a high-profile person in a war zone where kidnap is common – must have been assessed and debated. It’s a subject that doesn’t just merit the attention, it demands it.
No, the real problem with The Taking of Prince Harry is that it simply isn’t very good. “What-if?’ docudramas rarely are. They’ve got their panel of experts – a military man, a counter-terrorism copper, a former MI6 agent, an FBI man. And some of them do have some interesting things to say about the situation. But it’s all interspersed with this unconvincing, low-budget drama full of woeful dialogue, so it’s hard to take any of it very seriously.
So, lessons learned: 1) If you’re Channel 4, use the experts’ advice as the a basis for proper drama, with a script, and three dimensional characters. 2) If you’re going to get kidnapped in Afghanistan, make sure it’s dealt with quickly and unofficially – just get daddy, or Channel 4, or whoever it is you’re there for, to pay up, and keep quiet. And 3) If you’re Prince Harry, I’m thinking maybe dying your hair would help, for extra camouflage. Except the roots would soon show, and then the cover’s blown. So maybe forget Afghanistan, and stick to Boujis.
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Justice, even for princes
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The prince is guilty of murder. That was the verdict rendered against the Saudi prince, Saud Abdulaziz bin Nasser Al Saud, regarding the death of his servant, Bandar Abdulaziz. It is a victory for the people of Saudi Arabia who, for the first time in their lives, can see a “blueblood” royal held accountable for his actions against a commoner.
His trial at the Old Bailey sent a strong message that a Saudi prince and a pauper are the same in the eyes of the law in Britain, and that British justice is superior to the Saudi court system, which claims to uphold Islamic standards.
Many Saudis are cheering the verdict: they know that if this murder had occurred in Saudi Arabia, the killer would not have seen a single day in prison. The victim in this case had no hopes of receiving justice in his homeland, but the British court has upheld the fundamental principle of equality under law.
Millions of people in Saudi Arabia were watching the trial closely, and the outcome gives them hope that the impartial rules of western jurisprudence may one day be emulated in their land. In Saudi Arabia and other despotic regimes, where people are divided into rulers and subjects, the judicial system is guided by the whims of the ruling family and the accused prince would have been given a free pass. This may have been on the mind of detective chief inspector John McFarlane, who summarised the situation: “This verdict clearly shows no one, regardless of their position, is above the law.”
The convicted prince is a “Royal Highness” prince – one of the few hundred males eligible by birth to ascend to the Saudi throne. There are two classes of Saudi princes. Male descendents of King Abdulaziz, the founder of Saudi Arabia, are given the title of “Royal Highness”, while other princely males have to make do with a mere “Your Highness”. It is worth noting that these titles are an anathema to Islam’s egalitarian tradition and, in fact, have no foundation in Arab history. They were imported to Saudi Arabia from the United Kingdom in the 1940s.
Bandar Abdulaziz, the prince’s victim, was a black man who grew up in a government orphanage with no known parents – the worst possible combination in Saudi Arabia in terms of social worth. In the eyes of many royals, Bandar was just a slave – and it’s a view that the Saudi courts usually share.
Take the case of Sulaiman al-Huraisi, 28, a black man who was beaten to death at his house in Riyadh by members of the Saudi religious police. Huraisi had been kicked in the head by 10 members of the government militia (which was later cleared of responsibility for his death).
That was not an isolated incident. It reflects the policy of the Saudi monarchy, which bars black people from becoming judges and holding senior military posts. In addition, black women are not allowed to work as on-camera reporters for Saudi state television stations, a former reporter told me. “We can only use your voice,” her manager told her.
Bandar was one of thousands of black Saudis who are modern-day slaves of the ruling family, serving them in any capacity, including sexually. The culture of slavery pervades the country and while slavery was officially banned in 1964, it continued in practice, especially inside the walls of thousands of princely palaces.
Members of the princes’ inner circle are popularly called khawee, “minion”. Essentially, they are subordinates who are there for the service or the amusement of a prince with an inflated sense of self-importance. A khawee could, for example, be an Arab writer who realises that being a member of the inner circle of a Saudi prince is extremely rewarding.
Abusing subjects is nothing new to the Saudi royals, who are driven by a sense of entitlement and impunity, even outside their kingdom’s borders. In the past few years, at least three princesses have been accused of physically abusing their maids in the United States. In one case, the princess agreed to pay a ,000 fine, though without making any admission of guilt.
In 2003, Fahd bin Nayef bin Saud bin Abdulaziz Al Saud, a second cousin of the convicted prince, murdered a teenage Saudi boy, Monther al-Qadi, by shooting him with his personal machine gun in broad daylight in the streets of Riyadh. After a few crafty manoeuvres by Prince Salman, governor of Riyadh, the case ended in a dramatic fashion in May 2004. Minutes before the prince was to be executed, Monther’s father pardoned the killer.
The Saudi ruling family is not all that different from other ruling families in the Middle East, who can pretty much walk all over the law in their Gucci loafers. The major reason for these abuses is the absolute power that the Al Saud family wields without challenge, acting as if they are above the law that they control.
In previous cases the Saudi regime has pressured western governments not to take action against members of the royal family. A British inquiry into corruption allegations related to arms sales was halted after the Saudis threatened to stop co-operating with Britain on counterterrorism.
France also received strong Saudi threats to cancel billions of dollars in contracts if Prince Nayef al-Shaalan, who is not an Al Saud but is married to the king’s niece, was tried for smuggling two tons of cocaine. A French court nevertheless convicted him in absentia and sentenced him to 10 years.
Prince Saud’s conviction gives all of us some hope that one day our people will enjoy a modern court system that sees no difference between a prince and a pauper. I am hoping that Britain might export its brand of justice to our country to help modernise our medieval judiciary. That is undeniably a better and more useful export to our people than any sales of fighter planes.
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A right royal insult
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We’re all this together according to the PM and chancellor, as they inflict savage and sweeping cuts to public spending. Yet there is one family living on state handouts who will not be looking for personal economies to cope with the deficit reduction programme: the Windsor family.
The headlines on Wednesday were that the Queen had agreed to take her share of the burden. But even by the government’s own announcement, the cut was only going to be 14%, compared to 10% for education, 36% for communities and local government, 28% for business and 20% for the police. But the reality seems to be that the “reform” of royal finances promised earlier this year and the “cuts” promised this week are just more smoke and mirrors. The palace has secured a nice little deal which could bring them a huge windfall of taxpayers’ cash over the next five to 10 years.
Ministers have announced that the civil list and other grants from a variety of departments will all be scrapped and rolled into one single “sovereign support grant”. This new fund will not be calculated according to need, it will not be measured and assessed and negotiated according to previous years’ spending. It will be pegged to revenue generated by the Crown Estate, a nationalised property corporation which brings in profits of around £6bn a year.
The palace has been handed a blank cheque, a promise of 15% of all revenue from this property empire. As the economy recovers and property values rise so too will the fortunes of the monarchy. Regardless of any business case or any evidence of real need, the taxpayer will simply hand over the revenue, no questions asked. It is as absurd as it is obscene.
So why has it happened? My guess is that it is an attempt by the government to wash its hands of any responsibility for royal spending, to let the palace have what it wants and do what it wants with the money they get. By tying the grant to the Crown Estate they are implying a historic link between this revenue stream and the royals, implying too that we are simply paying the royals a portion of what we owe them.
At the same time the government will no longer need to deal with the running fight between the palace and the Department for Culture Media and Sport over property maintenance and repairs to the palace, or deal with the once-a-decade review of the civil list. George Osborne has apparently said that he wants to take the politics out of the issue of royal funding.
The problem is you cannot take the politics out of public spending and you cannot take the politics out of waste of public money. This decision seems to me an outright abdication of the chancellor’s responsibility and a surrendering of public money to one pointless and excessive institution.
There is no historic link between the monarchy and the Crown Estate which says we owe them a penny of that revenue, or any revenue. The Crown Estates has never been the personal property of the Queen and has always been there to fund the government. If we abolished the monarchy the Crown Estate revenue would continue to flow to the Treasury, so all this deal is doing is dressing up a shabby deal as a recasting of a historic relationship which has long been misrepresented by monarchists and the palace itself.
Estimates for how much money this deal would give the palace have put the figure at roughly where it is at the moment – between £30m and £40m a year.
How far it will rise under the new scheme is anyone’s guess, but when budgets of essential services and welfare are being slashed, every spare million should be going to the public, not to the royals. And yet this is still a fraction of the total cost. Estimates vary, and they are estimates because the government refuses to properly cost and budget for the monarchy or disclose the cost of security. The Republic campaign, who I work for, has estimated the cost to the taxpayer of the monarchy to be around £180m a year, which includes costs to local councils, security and revenue from the duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall (also not the personal property of the Windsors).
That makes our monarchy one of the most expensive heads of state in Europe by a very long way. And as an institution that simply serves to protect a centralisation of political power in the hands of government and parliament, and which serves no useful purpose for the people, the monarchy is one area where we should have been seeing genuine and drastic cuts.
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