According to the Daily Mail, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have “raised hackles” by removing a flag from a weathervane at their country home.
My goodness, why would they do such a thing? The Mail continues innocently:
The ensign did have bullet holes through it, clearly after being used for target practice, but a palace spokesman declined to explain why it had been taken away.
Yep, clearly those big unsightly bullet holes in the flag couldn’t have had anything to do with its removal. Any right-thinking royal couple would want people shooting at a flag on their house…